Telephone Tag
Virg calling Sandi:
Sandi - "Good morning. Sandi here."
Virg - "Sandi, this is Virginia King. You probably don't know who I
am, but we have a mutual friend, Ted Sommers, and you might have met my
grandchildren Shelley and TK at Ted's birthday party."
Sandi - "You're Grams? I heard about you."
Virg - "Everything good, I hope. Just to let you know that between
Bart and Zack's parents, my daughter-in-law, Betty, and myself that
we've got the Labor day weekend covered so Ted and Gary can go on their
trip."
Sandi - "Thank you. I really appreciate it. It's been a rough time for
both of them."
Virg - "I know. And what with Ted dropping out of school it's not
going to be any easier on them come September."
Sandi - "I know what you mean."
Virg - "Which brings us to the reason I called, can we talk?"
Sandi - "Sure what do you have in mind?"
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@ 9:37 AM
Sandi calling CJ:
CJ - "Yeah! This better be good."
Sand: - "Get your ass out of bed you lazy fuck!"
CJ - "Sandi, always a pleasure to hear your friendly tones so, SO
EARLY in the morning. As I said before, THIS BETTER BE GOOD!"
Sandi - "It is, trust me."
CJ - "Yeah, I heard that one before. So now that I'm awake what did
you want, deeaarreesstt?"
Sandi - "Just got off the phone with Grams."
CJ - "With who?"
Sandi - "Grams. You know TK and Shelley's grandmother."
CJ - "So what did she want, we can still stay there for the
weekend, can't we?"
Sandi - "She's said that they already started getting the rooms ready.
But that's not what she wanted. ... "
CJ - "So what the fuck did she want?"
Sandi - "She's got this idea...."
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@ 9:52 AM
CJ calling Drew:
Drew - "Office of Register, Andrew speaking how may I help you?"
CJ - "Drew, old buddy, how they hangin'?"
Drew - "Low and Loose. CJ, you horse's ass. What do you want this time?"
CJ - "Got a problem. Drew, I could really use your help."
Drew - "So what else is news?"
CJ - "Let's just say, that it's not for me. Remember at Ted's
birthday party ..."
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@ 10:31 AM
Jim calling Professor Garrett:
Secretary - "Professor Garret's office. Can I help you?"
Jim - "I was wondering if I could talk to the professor?"
Secretary - "I'll check. Whom should I saw is calling?"
Jim - "This is Jim Pulaski, but I'm calling for Ted Sommers."
Secretary - "Please hold." ... "The professor will take your call. I'm
transferring you now."
Prof - "Yes, Jim. What about Ted?"
Jim - "Well, you see ..."
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@ 12:47 PM
CJ calling Sandi:
Sandi - "Good Afternoon Sandi here."
CJ - "Good afternoon, yourself, you old whore."
Sandi - "CJ! Well?"
CJ - "Done, Jim's on his way there right now."
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@ 2:55 PM
Sandi calling Grams:
Grams - "King Residence, Virginia speaking."
Sandi - "Grams. Sandi here. It's a go."
Grams - "Really? It seems so quick."
Sandi - "It helps to know people. As Ted would say "We're Everywhere.
We're Everywhere." ... So, we should be all set for tomorrow. We're
hoping to leave here by 10:00. ..."
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